swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"

by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

vanessa dib sarkis

crocodile

A vanessa dib sarkis a poisonous reptile.

by soccer1719 September 12, 2016

Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.

We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.

by Binferg August 1, 2017

stealing the shark

Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.

Had a few beers last night, and we ended up stealing the shark.

by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018

Get The Sharka

A new way of saying Get the Strap but to be used by Gusinje bois refering to Nako's infamous cow Sharka who is known for mooing so hard not even Big Smoke could "ooh" for that long

Aye bruh look at this mf lmaoo get the sharka

by DonCheadle September 1, 2018

Sendemi_The_Shark

A Shark Furry in the Furry community who harasses people just for having alot of followers, and throws fits when people choose an artist over herself

"Damn is Sendemi_The_Shark really throwing another fit"

by SENTRY_OMEGA February 28, 2020

carl the shark

carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.

carl the shark will absolutely destroy you

by carl the squirrel December 2, 2020