sconeology

The art of creating a scone in the correct fashion and knowing the science behind it. Cream first then jam...no questions! Philistines that put jam first should be burned as witches...as it was in the olden days

"Ah...i see you are a student of sconeology, perhaps you would like to try jam before cream to have a more wider opinion on the matter"
"Witch...burn them"

by Kendotronic3000 August 5, 2022

sconed

Something cool or likeable, usually used as an adjective.

"Hey, wanna hang out in the parking lot later?"
"Hell yeah man, that place is sconed!"

by endlessfractal July 10, 2024

Sconeless

To have absolutely nothing going for you in life. So little that if you had a scone atleast that would be something but to be so useless and have absolutely nothing and no scone you’re sconeless

That girl is bloody sconeless

by @unknown78910 June 30, 2025

Sconer

When one is so scared that they’re turned on.

As Mrs.Williams’ heartless eyes looked through my soul and her skeletal hands wrapped around my neck, I felt my pants tighten as I got a raging sconer

by Ayum Dahmathe October 22, 2025

Boiled scones

Scones that are boiled in grass water with essence of old grass fumes

Did you try the boiled scones? Charboiled?

by Memento V2 November 17, 2019

texting and scones

sending nudes

“bro, she wants some texting and scones with you”

by uwu queen bish May 6, 2022

scene

Something that I noticed the most is that a scene dude will gladly make out with another pathetic scene dude so that said scene dudes can get into scene chick's pants.
Then, scene girl then proceeds to photograph the ULTRA SEXXXy event and post it all over myspace.com, or make Livejournal icons out of the pictures (which were of course taken at a *bleep*ing 50 degree angle).

&&. Boyz Kissing = SEXX <33333<3<3

by That chick named Candice July 18, 2008