pizza lotion

Ranch used as a pizza dip.
Also known as Pizzalosh.

My wife smothers her pizza in Pizza Lotion!

by Tom Skarret December 21, 2019

Pizza

Nudes in which the female has large nipples

Bro. I got some pizza from this girl last night

by CooperQuattro November 14, 2017

dutch pizza

The act of passing flatulance in ones face during simultanoues falatio or cunniligus.

Man i cant belive your wife pulled a dutch pizza on you and almost shit on your face while you were face deep and she was blowing you.

by Jtac88 October 8, 2017

Carpet Pizza

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.

Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”

by Tannasgh May 7, 2018

mosaic pizza

What is there to say? Any pizza made out of many small, square tiles.

It's a mosaic pizza!
MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMOSAIC PIZZAAAA!!!

by Cos, Aziz, I map. July 21, 2007

Reverse Pizza Pocket

When you fuck a girl really hard and she has a prolapse. Then you lick and nibble on the prolapse like your enjoying a pizza pocket.

Girl I'm hungry for a reverse pizza pocket. Spread then ass cheeks! I'm ready order!

by Horse Meat Chalupa November 14, 2023

Pizza Pie

A pie shaped pizza with all of the pizza fixings on the inside a the pizza crust surrounding it

She cut into the Pizza Pie and shared it with no one.

by Superdog12345678910 May 10, 2018