Piss wiggles

When you need to use the bathroom but are forced to hold it leading to strange behaviors conducted to ease the body of its natural needs

Jim: *circular hip motion*
Henry: yo wtf, quit that gay shit

Jim: no choice, got the piss wiggles

Henry:……..ok.

by Inferno_ September 1, 2021

Piss porn

Pornography that includes any type of piss/watersports

I love piss porn. Piss is so hot.

by iloveorina February 26, 2023

Piss Water

Beer of extremely poor quality that is commonly mass produced and brewed using non traditional means.

"American beer is all piss water!"

by MistressChing January 15, 2023

Piss Kiss

The act of two penises brought together at the head in an effort to urinate into the other’s urethra

I saw Bill & Criss piss kissing in the tool shed last night.

by Cornflicker69 June 29, 2021

piss flaps

a person who maybe under the influence of alcohol or other illicit drugs
outputs a barrage of nonsensical words and/or sentences

agrepy drongtheness chips

by Chris Pfeiffer November 4, 2004

Can of piss

Cheap domestic pale lager in aluminum cans like Budweiser, Coors, Miller, Natural Ice, Pabst Blue Ribbon. Bland, tasteless, and often referred to as piss water hence the name can of piss. These beers can be associated with lame hipsters, dumb girls, and cheap people in general. They can usually be seen in bulk packs at parties used for beer pong.

All in all just horrible, nut up and invest your money on Ales, I.P.A.s, Stouts, or Craft beer.

Person 1: "Hey dude, beer me!"

Person 2: "Sorry bro all I've got is the left over can of piss from my younger brother's party from last night."

Person 1: ".. Never mind."

by mrjonnyringo72 October 17, 2011

pissed off

To clean an object using urine, and a high pressured penis

They were so full of shit, they had to be pissed off.

by Anglothang December 27, 2009