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Tree Mullet

When the front of your Christmas tree is all decked out, and the back of the tree is completely blank.
"Party in the front, business in the back."
We let the boys decorate the Christmas tree, lo and behold, we ended up with a Tree Mullet.
by HealthyMomNextDoor December 15, 2014
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Tree huggerr

A woman bends over and hugs a tree in the woods, preparing to engage in doggy-style sex outdoors in a forested area.
First, I joined the Milehigh club and now I’m a tree huggerr.

While walking in the forest, I jokingly referred to myself as a “tree huggerr” as I bent over to hug a tree, preparing for spontaneous outdoor sex.
by Tony T-shirt May 8, 2025
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Tree chaser

Someone who looks for people to date that are much taller than they are
Person A:“I Can’t date a guy under 6’2”; that’s too short”

Person B: “You’re 5’3” you’re definitely a Tree Chaser”
by Pokebttm November 27, 2020
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Bee Tree

Usually girls named Bailey Turder. Not funny. Says ‘shhhhhhhhhhhhh’ every five seconds. And wears crusty musty Dollar Tree marker nails.
Why is Bee Tree being so turdish today!
by Gabby == May 16, 2021
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Tree Masters

Little tree bitches who are destroying the world. Peace not war.
by prodwc November 1, 2022
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trees in jackets

Books, because trees are needed to produce paper. The "jackets" are made of paper, cardboard, plastic, leather or even metal.
Allen: A library is a place that has a lot of trees in jackets.

Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!
by pentozali May 14, 2009
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