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masters of ninjutsu who live lives connected to natsure to try to reach enlightment

fact: ninjas are still around but they won't tell YOU unless you see signs of them being a ninja which means YOUR'E A NINJA!
most ninjas live in villages in remote places to train
ninja aren't smurai, but samurai borrowed some techniques
Ninja by Can't say sorry July 4, 2008

Ninja potato

potato that is a ninja
Ninja potatoes are ninjas and potatoes at the same time!!!!!
Ninja potato by A potato June 30, 2011

Ninja star 

When you shit in a girls pussy then piss in it and eat it out then fuck her and shit on her chest usually making her very horny and want anal it's the key to ass fucking
That girl wants a ninja star I can tell.
Ninja star by Jacob Baer July 27, 2016

green.ninja 

the cutest boy ninja around. he will fill you with passion, and youll burst. Because he is bomb. His techniques include: dancing, giving compassion, and knowing how to make the ninjas smile. Pride and joy is where youll find this ninja. Warning: he will cut you up when he is not joyus, hes been cuttin since the age of three so beware.
give green.ninja a line, and he'll give you a friendship.
green.ninja by steve November 3, 2004

pirate ninja 

A pirate trained as a ninja (see pirate and ninja.) People who are trained in the noble art of the Ninjas while travelling the seas in a ship stealing booty and generally causing havok.

ME "I am a pirate ninja, HI - YARRR!"
BOB "are you? thats nice"
A game originating in South West Missouri. Ninja is played on a jungle gym of moderate size (depending on the amount of people playing) and one person is "it", goes to the tallest slide, closes there eyes, and then counts to ten.

The ninjas, or other players, have to scramble around the jungle gym trying to avoid their blind companion without getting on the woodchips.

Should a ninja get on the woodchips in order to avoid the "it" person, they are safe as long as the "it" person does not call "WOODCHIPS!"

A ninja caught on woodchips is now "it"
and the game begins again.

Should a ninja be tagged, he is now "it" and the game begins again.
#1

"Do you wanna go play ninja tonight?"
"Sure! Only if we can play tomorrow too!"

#2

"Woah! did you see me jump from the slide to the monkey bars??"

"Yeah dude that was SO NINJA!"
Ninja by Cat.the.Bat October 19, 2008