bed air

Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.

Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.

Sorry, can't meet tonight. I'm in bed air already.

by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022

Air Shit

( Verb )When you need to poo really bad so you shit in the air, before sitting on the toilet. A very risky maneuver, but should especially be used when pulling your pants down would result in you shitting in your pants.

Guy 1: Dude I air shit yesterday, and almost had a heart attack
Guy 2: Bro, you coulda died

by GetRektLibtard December 15, 2018

starring holes in the air

Originally a German saying to express that you or somebody else is doing nothing at the moment, while looking to a permanent direction.

The student actually has to work on his exercises but is doing nothing. The teacher tells him not to stare holes in the air.

While sitting on the toilet I'm starring holes in the air.

by aPublisherFromEurope June 26, 2017

Air Sandwich

The act of uncontrollably moving the mouth after excessive amounts of cocaine

Hey Tom, your air sandwich is getting out of control over there.

Wow look at the air sandwich on that guy.

by I’m a auditard August 18, 2023

Air Kenpo

Practising Air Kenpo is a form of martial arts and movement in which the artists pretends to perform Kenpo Karate techniques. Techniques while performed on a fall-guy or uki have no contact whatsoever. The "Meaningful Dialogue" principle can not reciprocated with the defenders self defence technique. Usually this form of Kenpo Karate stems from fear of hurting the fall guy. It give the practitioner a false sense of legitimacy of the art and their ability to perform in real life situations. This is not exercising control during exchange of fall guy/practitioner, but merely "going through the motions." It is sometimes beneficial to both the fall-guy/practitioner to experience some contact of hitting and being hit.

You need to start hitting, this is not Air Kenpo

by RobbieStJean March 24, 2013

250l fuel air globicide bomb

Giant grenades used for killing infants in their cribs used by madd with four wheels they commit agist exclusion assault on my mom with

250l fuel air globicide bomb is used in a national smear campaign affecting the Granger's and Maki's in a racist and hateful way. Madden graduated licensing is acknowledged Chinese water torture and destroyed the childhood of many they claim to protect

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

Airing spuds

Airing a spud is a sinful and wrong, it consists of the action of IGNORING a fist bump

Patrick: *holds out fist for fist bump*
Dennis: * sees this but purposefully ignores*
Patrick: DENNIS COME ON MAN WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT BE AIRING SPUDS LIKE THIS

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019