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I'm Singaporean

A sarcastic response to a false and or generally fucking stupid accusation

of any kind
Typically of political or racist varieties

Based on a genuine response from the CEO of TikTok Shou Zi Chew about alleged connections between ByteDance and the Chinese government brought up by US Senator Tom Cotton
Senator: Are you a Chinese Communist?

CEO: Senator, I'm Singaporean
by My Name Jeff but Epic March 19, 2024
mugGet the I'm Singaporeanmug.

I'm yo daddy

Friend 1.yo Mike
Friend 2.yeah Fred
Friend 1.i'm yo daddy
Freind 2.wait why
Friend 1.i kinda got yo mom pregnant so we're getting married
Friend 2.well dad... Build me a robot version of yo mom
by godgody June 10, 2020
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I'm not made of money

No, but you've got lots of it in da bank!!
An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
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I'm gonna brown :((((

A popular Team Fortress 2 meme stemming from a YTP from the early 2020s.
Soldier: I'm gonna brown :((((

Scout: What?

Soldier: IM SHITSINNGGG?

*Insert taco bell ejection noise*
by TheWhiteClone November 11, 2024
mugGet the I'm gonna brown :((((mug.

Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World

Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World is, really, at the heart of it, the unfulfilled promise of an adult, usually parental figure, to bring the child somewhere exciting or new or fun, but, they never, ever, do it. Basically, narcissistic parenting.
Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World, little Danny Boy. Definitely, we are going this summer. Tell all your little friends at school about it.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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I'm gonna hard

"I'm gonna hard" is a phrase sad when getting close to being three stocked in Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS, and while playing a Luigi. The phrase is prophesized to easily get you more dates and statistically proven to make you better at Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS. This phrase is stronger if you say it while playing as Pink Luigi.
*Getting close to being three stocked in smash bros* "I'm gonna hard!"
by jimmain October 2, 2022
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I'm fine

P1: you look upset, how are you?
P2: I'm fine
P2 isn't depressed they are just "drifting"
by NoBForLevi July 23, 2023
mugGet the I'm finemug.

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