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Golden parachute

by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021
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Golden Baby

A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.
“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”
by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021
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Golden star book

A children’s book that is of a lower quality and is cheaply made.
My school is so broke... the kids only have golden star books to work with
by Wordilator January 23, 2021
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Golden Point

A deliberate point of numbness were performance exceeds human expactations. A situation were ones drunkess off-sets a preejaculate instinct. The antagonistic sip between whiskey dick and excellence. A delicate, perfect, equilibrium between entropy and order.
matt "yo james, how did you do?"
james "brah i was drink -1 whiskey dick, i boned her like 'oh ya, me so horny, me love you long time ' no sweat we did it golden point"
by The Daddy Oakdawg January 29, 2021
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Golden Girl

Another way of saying Betty White (Bet-he-white).
“Bro can you believe that dude got hired again after all the allegations and multiple losing records!?”

Never heard of him, but this some golden girl shit, right?”

“Yeah, he is for sure white.”
by PatientZeropointZero February 11, 2021
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Golden Blum

The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.
These Saltines taste like a Golden Blum.
by Pseudonym Brian February 15, 2021
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Golden Doodle

Someone with a horrible microphone in a call causing a crispy feedback.
*calls*
Them: how are you?

Me: DANG! You’re mic is horrible you golden doodle!
by Lolalovescock February 21, 2021
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