finger basting

to throw a finger in a nice wet pussy o asshole,you can use more than one fingeror the whole handa topic .

josh tabaka fier blasted his ass as he saw the manager medoly on the frontend.he blasted so hard he tore his asshol from his taint.

by yetti March 26, 2003

Bishops finger

Euphemism used to decribe the actions/appendages of boy-hungry paedophiles. Can be descriptive, as in
"my turds as brown as a Bishops finger. Now thats a lot of fibre!"
Oh, its a beer in England as well.

Priest: Time to clean my BISHOPS FINGER, Gregory.

Poor little innocent kid (Gregory): Not again! (sob)

Priest: Just do it. It's all brown and poostinky.

by Jeddycakes September 17, 2006

Snowman's Finger

The practise of freezing a length of faeces with a view to using it as a masturbatory tool.

Mike: What did you do over the weekend, Pete?

Pete: Froze some sh*t and used it to pleasure Patricia.

Mike: Ah, the old snowman's finger, eh.

by SusieQ August 24, 2008

Dorito finger

When a person with short, fat fingers fingers a girl after eating Doritos. He will never wash his hands.

Did you hear about Paulie? She got Dorito fingered by her boyfriend!

by beavispresley April 20, 2009

stank finger

To have a finger that reeks of the stankiest sticky green bud.

You meant to itch a little higher than intened.

When you harvest in mid October and your fingers just stick and stank from the diggity danks skunk nugget you had growing in your garden.

by Stank finger in your nose October 2, 2003

ass finger

little boney fingers of wives that try to insert into private places

your ass

by the mother bitch December 5, 2003

finger oyster

Jonah's neck sister

Dexter having bedazled the wench, lumbered into the forlorn bedroom and was hammered with a bearded fright when he happened upon his nana's finger oyster.

by odious bill wrenkler May 23, 2004