Crapper cracker

1. What you make when you shit your pants in the car with the heated seat warmer on.

2. A generally crappy white person (informal)

1. “Awh man, I made a crapper cracker on the way home.”
2. “Man, Jake is such a crapper cracker.”

by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025

rice cracker

A person of primarily asian and white descent, usually half and half.

"Is he Asian?"
"nah, he's a rice cracker"

by arathor1 February 27, 2025

corny cracker

White people who are excessively corny and draining. They are usually teenagers or underdeveloped.

"who is this corny cracker bro"

by sqigg March 6, 2025

best cracker alive

Cracker was initially used to describe white plantation owners who would use whips on slaves. The whip made a Crack giving them the name cracker. Best cracker alive is a nickname for a white male who loves every person regardless of race, regardless if they are rich or poor, and who possesses a Godly amount of swagger.

A play on words using Lil Wayne's rap song, "Best Rapper Alive" as the origin.

I am the best cracker alive, the best cracker alive

by Mel with the Spell January 31, 2026

Christ cracker

A slur referring to a white Christian who says slurs referring to other races. It is derived from a slang millennial term for a communion wafer.

DrWitnesser/The Faithful Sheriff is trying to convert kids on Twitch and use the n-word on X? What Christ cracker...

by Vogue Hound February 28, 2026

Nut Cracker

A game in which a group of boys stand in a circle, and in the middle there is a cracker, the boys must masturbate at the same time, and the last boy to ejaculate on the said cracker has to eat it.

Yo we were playing the Nut Cracker game, and Daves had hella smegma on the cracker

by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025

Dune cracker

An Australian person, especially those living in the Outback

That dune cracker is fighting a kangaroo! Call PETA!

by buttfart33 May 23, 2025