cock rag

rag that is specifically to be used by a cock boy to clean up or shine cock.

The cock boy had his cock rag moist and ready,just like a good cock boy should.

by crabbie420 February 10, 2009

cock hockey

two beta males sword fighting with their cocks as if they were playing hockey while attempting to sink their puck into the other ones net. usually done under the covers.

Was your friend playing cock hockey with brian crossland today?

by brian-crossland January 2, 2010

goon cock

An occurrence of an overwhelmingly large penis on a male who is an underachiever in all aspects of life. Said male is unlikely to use his gift except on unworthy (ugly) females. One with a goon cock does not know of their blessing as they have only compared themselves to those on the videos they watch, and feel they are "slightly above average."

Tom may be the poorest, dirtiest and ugliest guy in the entire county, but I hear that lucky son of a bitch has a goon cock!

by Sonofgargoyle August 2, 2010

cock blocker

A person who tries to stop a person from gettin some .

alonzo is a cock blocker. he introduced me to her only to try to go out with her a minute later

by Clinton o February 22, 2009

cock-bite

A vulgar insult, such as asshole, bastard,prick,suck-hole etc...

"Fuck-off, you cock-bite!"

by Pogmotoin January 20, 2009

Cock Blast

cum shot that lasts longer than 10 seconds and extremely powerful

dude i cock blasted her so hard that she flew 5 feet

by champagne_campaign October 23, 2007

Moby Cock

1. a term used to describe a large white penis, also see one eyed wonder weasle, super ghost, and albino godzilla

the greatest legend of the seven labias, moby cock, the great white penis

by dustin ross June 7, 2007