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Bottle Caps Candy

A tart but slightly sweet taste to them, not wholly dissimilar to Smarties Candy Company's Smarties (Rockets outside the U.S.), SweeTarts or Runts, but with soda flavors and altered shapes.
Bottle Caps Candy contained a lemon-lime flavor instead of the current cherry flavor. There was also a time when Willy Wonka Co. made Fizzy Bottle Caps. These were similar to the original but contained ingredients to make them fizz when eaten, making them a bit more flavorful.
Bottle Caps Candy by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023
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root beer candy 

the most underrated fucking thing ever
fuck edibles this root beer candy is the shit man

Dragon's Pubes Candy 

Failed attempt of Dragon's Beard Candy
That's not Dragon's Beard Candy that's Dragon's Pubes Candy
Dragon's Pubes Candy by BaconBlue November 22, 2023

like taking candy from a baby 

to be very easy
Beating them was the easiest thing in the world - it was like taking candy from a baby.

Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy 

You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you
Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"

Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal