april 11

Play wit your bonkers on facetime with your bf

bf: bae it’s april 11
gf: sorry baby

gf:(pulls out bonkers)
bf:goddang

by anonymous April 11, 2024

April

April is a cow

“Moooo it’s April”

by Bigcockmonkey December 8, 2021

April 13th

People who are born on this day are magical they spread there passion to another's they are amazing people they are so free

If you see a person who's birthday is on April 13th then let them be they are awesome

by Gucci_score November 8, 2019

April 19th

National smack the sh*t out of your gf’s ass day

April 19th

Girl: “Why’d you smack my ass so hard?”
Boy: “it’s national smack the sh*t out of your gf’s ass day”
Girl: “oh, I kinda liked it.”

by Camilo Costa April 18, 2024

April 3

Sext with your virtual girlfriend day

Hey its April 3

by Joanne55332 April 3, 2022

April 11th

April 11th is the day you send nudes to anyone who asks!

Hey it’s April 11th, send me nudes!

by Urban man guy dude April 11, 2022

April 28

April 28 is fuck your girl like a slut day. So as soon as you see her, you know what to do!

Guy: hey bro did you hear its april 28 today and the meaning of it

Other guy: yeah dude im going to my girls house today and fucking the shit out of her!

Guy: good for you bro

by hevebj April 27, 2024