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emergency apple

the apple you keep with you at all times in case you get low
man im really hungry

here have an emergency apple in my backpack
by dankmemer27 March 29, 2016
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candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples
My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night
by anonymous May 11, 2023
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apple

A perfect person, with a great se
thats a fucking apple
by Ace18 November 23, 2021
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Tomato Apple Drink

- Tomato Apple Drink - A terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice.

Only made for psychopaths.
guy 1: ''Kyle asked if you wanted a Tomato Apple Drink''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''
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Apple picking

The equivalent of cherry picking
When somebody proceeds to sort out the good from the bad.
Example; when you go apple picking and pick the apples you would like to purchase.
Also known as Selective picking & cherry-picking/
Selecting in favor of ; especially for the benefit of some individual.

A sneaky person who is kiss ass for higher ups goes apple picking on employees he does not personally like to gloat himself & belittle others even if the employee is hard working & favored by many person.
Another definition is a person is likes to pick out the defects of other people for no good reason.
Hectora went apple picking for the employees faults in order to please the people that pay him, even though the majority of his paycheck is based from the very co-workers he critisizes.
Hectora should learn to appreciate his fellow co-workers instead of apple picking their smallest mistakes.
Junior likes to apple pick at what he likes in business & what he dislikes in his fellow co workers.
Johhny went apple picking for women at the bar. {To sort out the women he likes from the ones he doesn't like}
by HorusSaurus August 13, 2025
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eve nig apple

An amazing person that is so cool they make the haters jealous.
by Person August 12, 2017
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Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024
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