You can't be the best

Correct. The slot has already been filled. There's one spot available and, like, I am the guy so...

Hym "He's right! You can't be the best. I am already that... Forever... And even if I had never existed... The fact that I COULD HAVE theoretically exist and would have been better means that I'm still theoretically better than you would be in my absence... So, Yeah... Both physically and theoretically impossible."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

best-lathed plans

OCD-level-created intentions for working with materials in a machine shop.

Da best-lathed plans can go awry if either yer work-order specs are off by one digit, or yer equipment is even slightly outta whack.

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

Best Friend

Someone who is always there, someone who you can talk to when your feeling down, someone who will pick you back up again, someone who sees you in your best and stays when your in your worst, someone who winds you up about everything, someone who makes you laugh and smile, someone you share so many good memories with, some who you always want to be around

You are my best friend

by d1ct10n December 11, 2023

Shit happens to the best of us.

Saying used by people (usually teens) who get caught smoking pot or vaping

“Yo you seem down today bro what’s up”
“Shit happens to the best of us.”
“Damn…”

by shardchannel December 12, 2023

We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023

Den beste

When you're literally the best. The best of the best.
Always used in a very serious manner of speaking.
Also known as a "Willem"

You really are den beste.

by KingFluppe July 9, 2023

best boyfriend

A phrase that perfectly describes a man with the following features: specifically, he must have curly dark brown hair, a gray cat, and of Arab descent. His name must start with an A and ends with a dam.

Friend 1: Who’s the best boyfriend?
Friend 2: Adam of course! :3

by bestboyfriendhehehehhe July 16, 2023