noun;
a person who's daily water intake comes from the first ingredient on the back of a can of monster. usually roid-raging douchebags who bench 225 once and think they're hot shit. you can find them in one of 2 places; either in a 7/11 harassing some poor minimum wage worker, or passed out in the back alley after challenging someone who knowns how to fight TO a fight. typical attire includes tanktops, baggy pants, shitty mohawks or buzzcuts, and of course it will have the monster logo on it.
bands include: five finger death punch, godsmack, pantera, kid rock, etc.
a person who's daily water intake comes from the first ingredient on the back of a can of monster. usually roid-raging douchebags who bench 225 once and think they're hot shit. you can find them in one of 2 places; either in a 7/11 harassing some poor minimum wage worker, or passed out in the back alley after challenging someone who knowns how to fight TO a fight. typical attire includes tanktops, baggy pants, shitty mohawks or buzzcuts, and of course it will have the monster logo on it.
bands include: five finger death punch, godsmack, pantera, kid rock, etc.
Mike: "Jeremy! JEREMY!!! Turn your stupid ass fucking music down, you synthol-loving monster chugger!"
Jeremy: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO, BRO? HUH? BITCH!!"
Jeremy: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO, BRO? HUH? BITCH!!"
by elgoberman October 1, 2023
Get the monster chugger mug.The action of releasing a giant pile of fresh caca, like, the warmest smelliest largest pile of doodoo you've ever seen, even after wiping, you'll still get dirty pants.
Autumn: "DUDE HURRY UP I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"
by Filip H. Tabel October 4, 2023
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Get the Monster mug.Someone who gives no fucks about tripping on shrooms and acid. They will take them any given chance and don’t give a fuck how it makes them feel because they purely enjoy it.
Someone: I’m nervous to take acid I’ve never done it before.
Someone: are you serious dude, that motherfucker jason is a Trip monster he’s never nervous
Someone: are you serious dude, that motherfucker jason is a Trip monster he’s never nervous
by Tripmonster420 July 7, 2022
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Get the marmite monster mug.A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.
Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!
Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.
*based on a false story*
Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.
*based on a false story*
by evrstz July 16, 2022
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Person 1: Isn't that Gronkster the monster?
Person 2: Yeah it seems like he ran into the door again 😑
Person 2: Yeah it seems like he ran into the door again 😑
by Raylen Flame July 19, 2022
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