What a white Christian man says when he is trying to get black people to join his religion. He usually ends up being beaten up.
by RaskBunzzz June 28, 2019
A party in which a wine-based punch is served in large quantities. The partygoers' lips are purple and the first words to be uttered the following morning are "Jesus, I'm never drinking again."
Guy 1: We should hit up Kenny's Purple Jesus party tonight.
Guy 2: Meh, I've gotta work tomorrow. The last thing I need is a purple mouth and a mean hangover.
Guy 2: Meh, I've gotta work tomorrow. The last thing I need is a purple mouth and a mean hangover.
by Slim415 December 13, 2008
what you end up saying when you mean to say jesus h christ but then the 'h' puts you off so it becomes a hybrid of the aforementioned and harry h corbett off steptoe and son.
by ben dover of the yard July 08, 2004
A Straightening Perm that causes the ends of the hair follicles to gracefully swoop upward in a heavenly manner, similiar to the hairstyle depicted in pictures of "White Jesus".
by NorthernCalifoolya1988 September 02, 2010
Phrase said after something truly remarkable is stated; generally for adding extra emphasis on how amazing something is.
Ronnie: How did you do at the track meet?
Kristen: I just high jumped 6' 3''!!!!
Ronnie: Awesome, That's how Jesus did it!!
Kristen: I just high jumped 6' 3''!!!!
Ronnie: Awesome, That's how Jesus did it!!
by IIIEvans July 13, 2010
by niggasense May 02, 2005
by LeaderOfISIS September 15, 2014