hot ass j

one of a pair of jordan basketball shoes. usually referring to jordans that are relatively new.

Damn, man, Jamaal just swiped a couple of hot ass j's from Foot Locker! Shit, those are hot!!!

by DarkRyudo263 April 3, 2005

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Melissa. J. B.

cuts apples with a knife, then eats them. Because they think its makes them a more etiquitte indiviual. They shower often, and don't pluck their eyebrows. But they are stunning anyways. They have a limited wardrobe but seem to never run out of new clothes. Very athletic but act like a awkward girl. They like to lounge around the house all day in either too small or oversized housecoats. They do odd things like carve pencil crayons with kitchen knives, or chew plastic spoons. Quite often have older and much hotter sister who are alomost an inch shorter but make up for that loss of height in at-it-tude !
Melissa J. B. kick ass, to put it simply !

Person #1 I was playing basket ball last night
Person #2 Oh, any Melissa. J. B. s in the other team?

Person #1 Why are you cutting up that apple
Person #2 Oh I don't know..
Person #1 Pulling a Mel J. B

by kaygurk! February 11, 2010

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j clapp cheecks

when a male inserts all 10 toes inside a females vagina.

my friend likes to do j clapp cheecks when he gets horny.
-j.w., m.b.

by jesse mike January 10, 2009

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B & R this J

Short for "Bounce and Roll this Joint"

Coined by S and J

(see R & B this J)

J: Lets B & R this J
S: Kk we're out!

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J. Bizzle

The ganster rap alias of Proffessor Jim Balfour, most widly known for his hard hitting lyrics about bending moments, laid down on phat beats.

Not to be confused with similar structural ganster J. Schizzle.

Did you hear J. Bizzles freestyle in class the other day?

by J. Schizle April 13, 2008

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