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Wank Material

Something and/or someone that can be used to enhance a person's masturbating experience. Common wank materials include vibrators and pornography.
The manager of the company led the two individuals, Joanna and Fredrick, to an interesting grey-walled room, filled with some sort of assorted materials, all different colours stacked neatly on different shelves. A television screen placed right at the back centre of it all, playing what seemed to be animated Not-Safe-For-Work (NSFW) content (see "hentai").
"What.. is all this stuff?" Joanna asked, gazing at the colour-assorted items in the room.
The manager put his fists on his hips, looked at the material and proudly exclaims, "These.. are just some examples of our range of wank material! We've got vibrators, lube, copies of famous pornography, you name it! Use it for any sexual desire you both may have~" He lowers his hands and looks at both Joanna and Fredrick with a smirk. "That is, if you both are in a relationship ready to take things further." The manager winks, leaving the two in a state of confusion and embarrassment.
by short_story_examples May 31, 2023
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On the wank

Bitching about nothing; excessive complaining for no good reason.
"oh my co workers were on the wank today, it was doing my nut"

"I got stuck with Gary on carpool, he was on the wank about his hatred of Greenpeace supporters and then he hit a cyclist."
by Hairy Gee May 23, 2024
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Wyatt Wank

When a male person is jacking off and their unnecessarily attractive mother comes in and finishes them off.
Wyatt was masturbating until his hot mom came in and performed the Wyatt Wank.
by _Hrob_ March 20, 2023
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No Wank Day

July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.
Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀
by Jo Dada July 7, 2020
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one night wank

If you use a porno only for one wank and then never watch it again.
Damn Dave, I had the best one night wank ever, last tuesday.
by Shaggy_Magic December 3, 2018
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national wank over ex day

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her
happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby
by hwggg October 9, 2025
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Wank

Another way of saying jank. Defining something that is senseless, stupid, odd, weird, etc.
3 a.m. school night
*video game noises*

Billy: Man I should really go to sleep my schedule is wank.

Ex. 2

Janette: Did you hear what happened to Patricia?

Michael: No, what happened?
Janette: She fell while cheerleading and the coach yelled at her like a lunatic!
Michael: Really? That shits wank. She shouldn’t be yelling at her.
by Amonymous July 27, 2018
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