Turd Starter

A person that is always instigating and stirring up problems. A nicer alternative to the phrase “shit starter.” May be used by a non threatening person.
Jayson is always bringing up things at Friendsgiving. He is such a turd starter.
by AGayFromTX November 17, 2019
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Turd Hurdle

A turd hurdle is something that is bad or of annoyance that needs be gotten over.
If one's girlfriend is always nagging about the time her boyfriends slipped another girl his whisker biscuit, she should be told to get over her turd hurdle. Cuz some shit, you just gotta get over.
by riccroccman July 03, 2014
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Pussy Turd

A person or thing that shouldn't be found in a certain place under normal circumstances. Something out of place, unexpected.
"I walked into the office to find that pussy turd Yanisse making himself a coffee. What was he doing here? Isn't he based in the Marseille branch? Please don't tell me I have to work with him today."
by Celtic Worrier February 27, 2025
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yassified yaseefa turd

A person who is secretly in the closet (it’s okay we all support u) but everyone knows bc they are super yassified. Not to mention, they are also the ultimate turdhead so we include the turd in it.
Yusuf is yassified yaseefa turd and he knows it.
by lanananananana October 01, 2023
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turd molestor

Justin Beiber's a right fuckin turd molestor.
by jasetheheadcase1973 March 03, 2017
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Turd Chunnel

European slang for anus or colon
Person 1: After I ate Mexican food last night my turd chunnel is on fire
by Bobdaily4 August 23, 2009
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Turd trencher

When you try anal sex with someone who is constipated and you have to trench through the dry turds.
I’m going to have to do some turd trenching to go balls deeps. You can call me turd trencher.
by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018
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