milking the tree

Another name for handjobs named after the African milk tree

“Did you get lucky?”
“No but she was milking the tree!”

by Beaniebeanbeanbeab October 1, 2020

tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"

"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."

by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020

Different trees in the same orchard

When people are almost similar, but not exactly the same. The same kind of tree, but the branches are different, some have more leaves than others.

"They're both assholes, but in different ways."
"Yeah, they're like different trees in the same orchard."

by astroban1231 October 10, 2020

Family Tree's

When you lose your piss cup and your dad finds it a month later and it's dry and mistakes it for dab and smokes it

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's.

by StankDivkBB July 12, 2022

Tree

a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as "soil".

"look its a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as soil"
"it's a tree"
"oh"

by fuckingmidgets July 23, 2022

Poisonous Tree Frog

Noun: a slutty, non-vanilla, perhaps slightly damaged girl with colored hair that is toxic but will fuck and suck your brains out.

That poisonous tree frog at Iron Bar with the Blonde and Pink hair; she told me to cream pie her!
No way!!!

by Jon Huesos July 26, 2022

Climbing that tree

When you go out, get wasted and have a good time, usually despite or against the odds

Dude I wasn’t so sure you’d want to come out with us but you ended up climbing that tree

by Sergeant Groove August 4, 2022