tree climbing feet

Feet that look as if they would assist in climbing a tree.

His feet are huge, he has tree climbing feet.

by Huckabee May 31, 2019

Tree Wrangling

commonly practiced by two to three retards. Tree wrangling is where you found a small tree about 5-8 inches and climb that bitch and bend it over like a crack whore behind a dumpster. You can then stand on it and jump on in like you're curb stomping a coon. Tree wrangling is commonly practiced in Arkansaw Wisconsin.

Me to Nick: look at those two retards tree wrangling.

Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?

by ee normousee rection May 5, 2020

California Christmas Tree

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse

"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"

by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024

sticky tree

The trees you don't want to hang your hammock on but want to smoke.

Yo son, you got that sticky tree?

Nah don't hang your hammock on that sticky tree!

by Princess the Pomeranian August 14, 2016

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020

tree wrankle

the act of a woman (or i guess a man) peeing on a man while twisting his testicles in a masochisticly-painful way.

She tree wrankled me the other night, I'm still sore!

by 45718 December 9, 2011

Tree

someone who is a fucking tall ass bitch and is literally the size of a tree. TREEs. Smoke trees not weed. I mean like branches from those things that grow out of the ground, not the tall ass bitches. Actually, no, chop off their limbs. Smoke them.

He's a tree.

by SatanHimself*4 September 22, 2019