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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
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Culture on the Can

noun / verb / lifestyle
kul-chur on thuh kan

1. The act of consuming culture while on the can. Literally. Figuratively. Religiously.
2. A creative agency born from the sacred scroll — crafting and curating binge-worthy, bite-sized content made for the porcelain throne.
3. That moment when your legs go numb, but you still can’t stop scrolling.
4. Where internet culture meets bathroom breaks. Fast. Funny. Unfiltered. Raw. Maybe a little too relatable.
5. A modern ritual. A movement (in more ways than one). The place where short-form genius, real talk, and your best ideas collide — while you’re handling your other business.
6. Where you go for a little peace and quiet — to laugh, think, and learn something about the world, all without leaving the stall.
7. We all get cultured on the can.
8. The toilet of popularity — the internet’s porcelain throne.
1. “Honestly? I get all my news, trends, and low-key wisdom from Culture on the Can.”
2. “My therapist said I need boundaries. I told them I already have Culture on the Can — and that’s enough inner work for me.”
3. “Was on the toilet for an hour watching Culture on the Can. Legs? Gone. Worth every second.”
4. “Culture on the Can is why I’m late to meetings. Enlightenment takes time.”
5. “Don’t bother me — this is my Culture on the Can time.”
6. “Forgot my phone — no Culture on the Can. Just me, my thoughts. 0/10. Would not recommend.”
7. “My wife thinks I’m up to something. I am: expanding my mind with Culture on the Can.”
8. “My wife gets concerned when I’m in the bathroom too long. But really, I’m just training to be a refined, informed, emotionally stable man — with Culture on the Can.”
by cultureonthecan June 26, 2025
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cuz i can

why did you do that?
you:cuz i can!
by yeyepena123 October 22, 2019
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Can Of Corn's Hellstrom

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Can Of Corn's Hellstrom
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Can

A derogatory word used for Canadian people.

A slur for Canadians.
A: "Look at that can!"
B: "Yeah! They're drinking maple syrup that dumb Can!"
by wixkill January 26, 2024
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Coke can

Large, girthy penis that all are impressed by
Wow, have you seen Derrick’s Coke can?

Yes, it is very impressive and girthy
by TotalWiggles December 31, 2020
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