Gay Iced Capp

When you suck off an Caucasian man's dick and allow him to finish on top of your head

Bert tried out the Gay Iced Capp at the Gay Pride Parade and looked like a Iced Capp when done

by mikeelio September 10, 2019

Ice cream van

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!

"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger danger😈."

by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018

Ice Pick Headache

Painful symptom akin to having one's skull impaled by a sharp rod normally used to break ice.

Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.

by Don't do quack kids. July 19, 2017

Bearded ice cream

When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.

I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.

by 23356765 December 16, 2018

THE Ice skating Maneuver

When your two friends ditch your party for ice skating and sex.

Alexia: it looks like you guys got this, we got other things to do.

Patrisha: oh man they’re totally doing THE Ice skating Maneuver *wink* *nudge*

by Mitchel sucks December 31, 2018

Iced Coffee Addict

An iced variant of Coffee Addiction.

Someone who is addicted to drinking Iced Coffee, from a daily to a semi-daily basis.

An iced coffee addict is someone who's often seen holding a cup of iced coffee.

Person 1: "Did you hear the Rose has become an iced coffee addict?"
Person 2: "Welp, she's now Stressed, Blessed & Iced Coffee Obsessed!"

by shiraida July 30, 2018

Ice-Cream Float

Where you coat you penis in ice-cream then proceed to slap you female companion in the face with said cock.

Ryan:- Yo dude, I gave Stacy the fattest Ice-Cream Float ever last night!
Bailey:- My man!

by DickSmasherMcIronCock March 3, 2018