Glock Blocked

Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.

Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.

-Later-

Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.

by The_Inlander February 16, 2013

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Yo Block

To harass your favorite (hot) English teacher.

I'm gonna get ms.mcgyatt taken to Yo Block and get her harassed.

by YOYO DIALLO April 26, 2024

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Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.

"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."

by The woodstoners August 23, 2016

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Munch Blocking

When you try to date someone and they block you on everything. Blocking a munch.

That woman just munch blocked Chris because he wasn’t rizzing fast enough, I didn’t know she was munch blocking everyone

by poolboyQ June 02, 2025

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Diamond Block House

An object that is very valuable, but is very pointless and/or overpriced.

Did Jake tell you about how he got those new 300 dollar airpods?

Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.

by Whalosaur July 16, 2023

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