Simp

A word that 9 year olds overuse and don't know what it means. Def: Trying way to hard to get a girl to like you. "Thank you bro"

"Turner bought Ashley clothes and she said thanks bro!" "Haha Turner's simping!"

by Taki_Crumb May 17, 2020

simp

My biological bro

My bro a simp

by DanHadASurgeon May 17, 2020

simp

My bro who is a simp

My brother a simp

by DanHadASurgeon May 17, 2020

Simp

An individual who prefers the musical stylings and contributions to the Grateful Dead of Keith Godchaux over Brent Mydland

Hetty friend #1: "I was literally just vibin to some mini moog tone on an unstoppable '81 Alabama Getaway when this shoebee asked if I could put on some Europe '72 instead"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"

by not__weed May 18, 2020

Primed Simp

A simp who would donate his literal balls and fingers for an e-girl

I heard Jake turned into a Primed simp.

by TeaSimp May 18, 2020

Simp

Someone not like Mordecai from the regular show

If Margaret made onlyfans mordecai will be her biggest fan and Rigby tells he is beginning to simp

by Niggasimp May 18, 2020

Simp

S.impleton I.nfatuated with M.eaningless P.ussy

Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.

"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk

by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020