could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

sexuality personality disorder

A mental state where the person reverts back to their child hood sexual experience and by personality disorder they have sex with anyone of any age from child to adult

Roger suffered from sexuality personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes June 11, 2018

bestest person

Bestest person is another name for Hanna L.

-Hey Charlie, do you know what? Yesterday I got talk a little bit with the bestest person!
-The bestest person?
-Yeah you know , Hanna L.
- Aah man that's so sick!!!

by Smiskaren February 16, 2018

personal disappearance

The care we take with how we look, when there is no one to see us.

Saturday night in a city under lockdown, another date with her laptop. She brushed her hair and put on makeup, knowing that for the foreseeable future, she would be the only one to take pleasure in her personal disappearance.

by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020

Good person detector

Did anyone catch the michelin jew's reference to me? Anyone? Because I said I had a charlatan detector... Get it? He read the thing. This. He read this.... I don't think he's a fan.... ☹️

Hym "Hahahahahahaha Good person detector!? Get it? Because he knows he's a charlatan and feels bad (kind of) so to console him, the michelin jew says that. You know who I'm talking about, right? Put a yamacha on the stay-puff marshmallow. Can you picture it? Do you see? You get it?"

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

dos person

A person who is more profound to enjoying Dos instead of Sod. Usually disliked by worshippers of Sadim and Peginis (The Sod Gods) They also usually worship Midas 9The most hated person in the sod universe) Midas is the Dos god.

Look at that fucking dos person over there.

by SadimSod September 28, 2021

person 1

ur actually very dum if you clicked on dis

in urban dictionary person 1 talks to person 2

by anonymous March 12, 2025