person universe version 3

person 1:ugh I'm bored
Person 2: me too
Person 1: the last time I was bored you appeared
Person 2: maybe the same thing will happe-
Person 2 gets crushed
Person 2: what- the- heck man
Person 3: gogoGA
Person 1: why the heck is there a fat baby on you
Person 2: idk

Person universe version 3 unlocks person 3: the fat one.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 9, 2023

My Person

Someone who would accept you even when you’re being a dick. Someone who would wake up at 3AM to hide a body for you. They’re your everything and life has no meaning without them.

Christina is my person I tell her everything even before my boyfriend Derek.

by 5078_kaid April 7, 2022

big person who is dark

you know who im talking about ;)

Big person who is dark ran into kfc and ate all the fried chicken.

by ihatefatniggeramie123 May 5, 2024

Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.

I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating

by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025

ivy the person

When A ceiling is covered in cum and is yellow.

i cant believe JOSH, has a ivy the person ceiling

by tardis58575 January 1, 2022

Fat person disorder

when a lil bitch starts tryna fight everyone

Hey did you hear about the gay guy that fights because someone said he didn't like his music? Yeah, he has fat person disorder right? What a pussy.

by idontlikeyoubruh January 25, 2021

cat person

young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".

lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.

by acidaa August 9, 2021