Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

cut fight

A New York Philly kind of thing. One person says something and the other comes back on it. Usually sarcastically.

Nice shirt. Where did u get it? Goodwill? Yeah, your momma left it with the rest of the stuff from her wedding.
Cut fight response: only because my dad didn’t want to see u naked

by Raysipse December 22, 2023

Samurai cut

A cut so exact. So precise. That it doesn’t even look like a cut.

He samurai cut Junior, JR looks good for a second then split in half.

by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021

lebron cut

A hair cut that leaves your hairline sitting on top of your head similar to that of lebron james

Hey ill tip you for this hair cut as long as you dont have me walkin outta here wit a lebron cut

by tydasavagewiththecheese November 14, 2017

Fredo in the cut

It's a scary site!!

Lil Reese: Fredo in the cut, It's a scary site!!

MAN DOWN!!!

by Mxrdum March 30, 2025

The Cut

When you have to make it on time but you’re almost late

I was almost late to the party but I made the cut

by TitanicSquid June 1, 2018

Cut

Cuts Are when something is damaging with a Knife Or Scissors or any Weapon

I cut my finger by accident last night.

by XxBrizzaxX April 22, 2019