Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.

A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.

by RustyMantis January 25, 2022

Crunchy muffin

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin

I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today

by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019

Muffin Hor

One who will do anything just for sweet foods, which may include muffins.

John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.

by bjdoorknob August 7, 2012

muffin titty

Muffin titty is when a girl puts on a bra that is so tight her tits squeeze out of the top.

Guy 1: check out that trick her shits hanging out everywhere!
Guy 2: hell yea straight muffin titty ass lookin bitch.

by Lanawestfall95 July 11, 2017

Fucking Muffin

The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.

You Fucking Muffin

by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019

Kentucky Muffin Basket

The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.

“Sorry man, I can’t come out tonight by dad wants me home for a Kentucky Muffin Basket.”

by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025

muffin toppin

It's like guys tea bagging if you know what I meant. but... girl does it! Called "Muffin Toppin"

Elizabeth: playing game vs guys she's wins the game she went over to Michael she "muffins toppin" over him.

Michael: Noo! You just "muffin toppin" me!?

Elizabeth: Yes! I did! "Muffin Toppin" you loser.

by anonymous_Wolfe March 25, 2023