Light Year

A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.

Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.

Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.

Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers

by Basedaf111 August 08, 2022

Light year

Used to measure ur mother

Person A: What is a lightyear

Person: B: Light year is the only way to measure the size of ur mother

by dickchungus June 07, 2021

time light

light that can cause an effect into the past or future.

I was on the porch and time light was used in front of me.

by Kevinw05 September 04, 2022

Light skin Tyrell

This type of Tyrell is a legend this nigga get all the hoes all the bitchs with out even trying. The reason is 2 things he has the biggest penis out of anybody you know ranging from 1-3 feat long. Usually short but the height goes some where else .

Light skin Tyrell= a lad with loads of friends

by A blck b0y June 08, 2022

light minded

being light minded is someone who doesn't think about situation and actions he/she is in

John is a light minded dude.

by JonasTheBoss February 20, 2017

Light Hate

For when you don't dislike someone enough to hate their guts but they are being more than very annoying.

Guy: Why couldn't the train get drunk?
Girl: Why?
Guy: He couldn't reach the ca-boose!
Girl: Jesus Christ man, I'm really starting to light hate you.

by nukesup March 01, 2019

Auxiliary light is on.

Auxiliary light is on.

During the Russo-Ukrainian War the saying "Auxilliary light is on" came to mean: "you're all about to die." In 2022 drones purchased at toy stores killed or wounded groups of Russian soldiers after being armed using the auxiliary light button on the controller.

We're in position...grenade away. Lads, the auxiliary light is on.

by yhjuyjsx October 13, 2022