alaskan hot pocket

shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it

gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket

by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010

Hawaiian Hot Pocket

A variation of the Mexican lawnmower where the man eats hearty diet of prunes and bean burritos all while wearing an ass plug for about 3 days. During sex, the woman ties a rope around the ass plug and similarly to the Mexican lawnmower, the ass plug is ripped straight from his ass and a shotgun blast of shit and flatulatory matter is launched as far as 7 feet. It can be enhanced by adding 100 proof vodka to the concoction of liquid fecal matter shortly before pulling the rope, creating a fiery molten volcanic eruption of shit just like a real volcano in Hawaii.

Guy 1: I did the Hawaiian Hot Pocket with my bae last night.

Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?

Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.

by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021

Out Tha Pocket

Spending all the cash you have on one thing

I paid out tha pocket for those speakers!

by Louisville Marie February 1, 2008

rock pocket mouse

When you're hitting it from the back and she says "harder!" and then you throw a rock at her face, thus resulting in her running away like a mouse.

I was smashing Sharqueefa and then proceeded to exclaim "Rock Pocket Mouse!" She quickly scurried away and then I chased her down the hallway.

by BurningOrphans April 6, 2017

oop outta pocket

a surprise, popping out the woodies

Hey how are you? I had sex with your mother-in-law today. Thats pretty oop outta pocket.

by ShimonSmith February 4, 2010

hot pocket in the shower

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.

After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.

by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016

Human pocket pussy

When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.

John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.

by SexySauce October 11, 2021