Mr.Ass Hat

MY BROTHER IN LAW IS A" Mr.Ass Hat"...BECAUSE HE HAS SHIT FOR BRAINS.
by bamagirls September 22, 2014
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Bucket hat retard

Damn that bucket hat retard is really keeping this party alive.
by xX_bu$$yslayyr69_Xx July 19, 2022
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eat your hat

to lose a bet
and have to pay up,
by eating your hat
"ah, bitch, you said if obama wins you would eat your hat.
c'mon now. i give ya some salt and ketchup too. start ta
chompin, Billy Bob"
"if the 76'ers don't make the playoffs, you'll eat your hat and gimme a hundred dollah against a twomp?. I take that bet, nigga."
"U said if Romney loses u would eat your hat, burn the kkk robes, register green party, and party w/the poofters in San Fran on New's Eve. It's midnite, Buford. bend over and take it like the red state bitch that you are. yee haww"
by psychobitchhommedontplaythat November 24, 2012
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Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.
I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick
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rain hat

Where you insert your head in a woman's vagina and Wear her like a rain hat
I stuck my head in her vag and wore her like a rain hat
by M8nime December 23, 2016
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Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.
My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.
by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023
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ITS A DUCK HAT

It means hi, or like oh me god. It's how all decent people great each other.
sees friend, the friend sees the other friend the run for each other like civil humans the great each other with a "ITS A DUCK HATTTTT"
by lezbezorahalf September 22, 2020
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