Narnia Gay

When someone refuses to come out of the closet and instead have a bearded life with a wife or husband, they are Narnia Gay

'Wow he's so far in the closet he's stuck in Narnia, He's Narnia Gay'

Person 1: Wait Susan has a boyfriend? I thought she was lesbian...?

Person 2: I think she's Narnia Gay'

by htynxdkckidc765 May 28, 2011

gay sleeve

-noun
Sleeves of a short sleeve shirt that are too short, and only cover about 25% of the upper arm.

This happens many times when guys wear girls shirts. Or when attempting to show off "guns".

d00d this shirt really shows off my barbed wire arm band tattoo...

d00d u got gay sleeve. >.>

by U-R March 20, 2009

ex-gay

A person who goes through a Christian ministry designed to convert them from homoseuxality to heterosexuality. Most psychological and psychiatric professionals believe such ministries to be ineffective and actually dangerous to the psyches of ex-gays.

"Isn't it sad that most ex-gay spokespeople have been exposed secretly having gay sex or hanging out in gay bars?"

by atheid August 25, 2004

gay face

Gay men do not differ from straight men in the size and shape of any facial feature. Rather, the use of certain expressions can become ingrained in the musculature of the face over time. Since effeminate gay men utilize similar facial expressions as women, they develop female aging and muscle contraction patterns in their face. For example, gay face includes tightness around the mouth from pursing the lips, a facial expression common to gay men and women - but not to heterosexual men. Also, gay men are more emotionally expressive, leading to a general “tightness” and muscular activation through out the entire face. Gay face includes an eye expression that is both surprised looking and predatory. Eyebrows are usually arched higher than that of straight men, and eyebrow hair is manicured. There is often a slightly tan and/or leathery look to the skin, especially among older gay men. Lesbians also have a version of gay face that emulates the facial muscular usage patterns straight men. They exhibit an under expression of emotion, relaxed brows, relaxed eyes, and less taut mouth and cheek muscles than straight women. The skin is usually pale and splotchy.

"I could tell he was gay from 50 feet away. His gay face was pretty severe." And "It's amazing Liberace could get away saying he was straight with that severe of a gay face - not to mention the sequined costumes"

by gaybutnotinmyface July 4, 2006

Gay Fish

One who is a homosexual aqautic creature
and likes to put fishsticks in their mouth.

Kanye West became a gay fish after not understanding young Eric Theodore Cartman's (or Carlos Mencia's???)fishsticks joke. He believed that people were trying to get him to believe that inside he was a gay fish, when infact it was simply a joke

by Kanye West the Gay Fish April 28, 2009

Da Gay

A nickname for a person, who is completely unorthodox in his habits and annoys people to no end with his actions and performances. Da Gay is often known to commit crimes against norms, such as sleeping more than half the day, repeating things just for the heck of it and intentionally not following directions and requests, in order to humor himself.

Asker: "Dude, I asked Da Gay to send me the pictures i took, but its been a week and he still hasn't send them yet, claiming to be 'too bored' to do anything." Jaggu: "You know that's why they call that retard Bikram Da Gay!"

by Darkman1 July 7, 2009

Gay Jihad

A failed metal hair metal band started in 1983 by governor Rick Santorum.

I can believe he got elected, Gay Jihad was such a controversial band, I am surprised he didn't alienate his conservative base.

by Somaticom September 1, 2011