facebook foul

Committing a foul against the social unwritten rules of Facebook.com, including immediate responses, message/wall chatting and most importantly, facebook stalking.

Z: Dude, that girl just commented on my status after only 45 seconds

N: That was a facebook foul. She's creeper status.

by zahir0617 February 5, 2009

Facebook Creeper

a person (usually female) that keeps sending you friend requests even though they don't know you and you don't know them. Usually done in order to watch your comments in hopes that you'll say something about someone they know. Basically another word for a "snitch."

You: "Hey, you know Sally James? She keeps sending me Facebook friend requests."

Friend: "Nope, she is a Facebook Creeper. Whatever you do...don't add that Facebook snitch!"

by Coopy Cooper June 18, 2011

Facebook Doctor

A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.

They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.

I saw some dumbass facebook doctor saying masks were brought in so the government can control us

by FF29 October 13, 2020

facebook bodybuilder

Someone who takes pictures when they are swollen like fuck after lifting and upload them to look big

Jacobs friend: (scrolling trough Jacobs pictures from the gym) damn Jacob is big

Jacobs friend 2 : nah he a Facebook bodybuilder he ain't even big. He a stick

by Tight_pussy December 1, 2014

facebook misconception

The idea that anything posted or commented about on facebook is truth.

Once the enter button is pushed, its the truth.

Stacy: (status update) Isnt feeling it... I hate Mondays.
AR: Congratulations on the new baby girl.
Stacy: What in the workd are you talkning about?
BN: Did I miss something?
Stacy: Bro... its a facebook misconception, you know I dont get down like that.

by SMFB July 18, 2011

Facebook Ninja

One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.

Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.

by dyslexicanaboko July 3, 2011

Facebook Republican

Someone who thinks if all of their FB friends do not agree with all of their statuses, then they aren't real friends.

Girl: If you were a friend, then you would automatically be happy for me.

Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.

Girl: I'm deleting you.

Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.

by Deadfella May 28, 2012