Facebook Mondays, or FBM, occurs when a facebook user enters their account on Monday morning to discover they have been tagged in numerous photos that capture their recent indiscretions of the weekend. Typically this includes photos of one engaging in activities that they're not particularly proud of. As a result, the individual finds themselves having to untag multiple photos to relieve themselves of embarrassment. When a user finds themselves in this position they have been hit with a case of "Facebook Mondays."
Susan opens her facebook account with a look of shock on her face.
Bob: What's wrong?
Susan: Facebook Mondays...there's so many drunk pictures of me from this weekend!
What?! I had no idea I was making out with that chick, who took these pictures?! FBM!
Bob: What's wrong?
Susan: Facebook Mondays...there's so many drunk pictures of me from this weekend!
What?! I had no idea I was making out with that chick, who took these pictures?! FBM!
by Anthubc2010- Facebook Mondays October 15, 2010
Get the Facebook Mondays mug.Committing a foul against the social unwritten rules of Facebook.com, including immediate responses, message/wall chatting and most importantly, facebook stalking.
Z: Dude, that girl just commented on my status after only 45 seconds
N: That was a facebook foul. She's creeper status.
N: That was a facebook foul. She's creeper status.
by zahir0617 February 5, 2009
Get the facebook foul mug.a person (usually female) that keeps sending you friend requests even though they don't know you and you don't know them. Usually done in order to watch your comments in hopes that you'll say something about someone they know. Basically another word for a "snitch."
You: "Hey, you know Sally James? She keeps sending me Facebook friend requests."
Friend: "Nope, she is a Facebook Creeper. Whatever you do...don't add that Facebook snitch!"
Friend: "Nope, she is a Facebook Creeper. Whatever you do...don't add that Facebook snitch!"
by Coopy Cooper June 18, 2011
Get the Facebook Creeper mug.A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.
They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.
They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.
by FF29 October 13, 2020
Get the Facebook Doctor mug.Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.
dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!
dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"
dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"
by ellare April 7, 2010
Get the Facebook Calendar mug.When two separate parties make it a point to air out their grievances with one another via Facebook status updates.
Jessica was so mad that Kelly stole her paper and handed it in as her own so she decided to take it to Facebook and let everyone know that she was mad at Kelly for stealing her paper. Kelly then turned around and wrote that they both paid a third party to write the paper for both of them on her status update, discrediting Jessica's claim that it was her own paper. They continued insulting each other via status updates for the remainder of the week.
by Analogy Queen NJ March 3, 2010
Get the Take it to Facebook mug.A Facebook bunny is a person (preferrably a hot female) who uses (or used) your facebook account to send or post "naughty" messages.
by trojan_maximus October 17, 2009
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