I want to be dead

I am growing bored of this life

I want to be dead

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

Dead Man’s Promise

When it’s time to die, you fulfill the Dead Man’s Promise.

Hey what happened to gramps?

He fulfilled the Dead Man’s Promise last week.

Does that mean I get to keep his life savings

by DeadManDeadManWhereDidYouGo? April 4, 2021

dat shi dead

Meaning that what ever is going on that is negative isnt good, so its dead....

Yo bro I’ll smack you nd your mom… Your response - “dat shi dead”

by domwitdamotion December 20, 2022

Dead Weight Dude

Has NO mic, Gets NO kills, and backs out of the game INSTANTLY upon death. Stay away from these guys!

Danny: Let's see if I can get this dudes reboot card

Random guy: *backs out*

Danny: mannnn, what a Dead Weight Dude.

by AstroBoxTV August 22, 2023

Dead dick dive

When a naked man dies during swimming

Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks

by The weirdo in your pants July 28, 2022

dead man sesh

When someone has a party but doesn't invite everyone who is part of the regular group. This causes the sesh to be boring as major people aren't there so it's awkward and uneventful.

Why is Lizzie having a dead man sesh? I heard she's only inviting 10 people what a joke

You didn't miss anything at the party it was a dead man sesh

by vxnxs77 February 25, 2022

red dead redemption

a boner

taylor got a red dead redemption from watching sebastian bach

taylor got a red dead redemption from watching noobdaddy1

by teapea June 2, 2010