bacn

You know all those notifications, newsletters, project notifications, updates etc. that you sign up for and really, really want to keep up to date on but don’t seem to have the time for right now? (and now, and now, and now). - Andy Quayle

"I’m reading through my bacn"

"I got so much bacn today!"

"Dude, enough with the bacn already!"

by Badasstronaut August 24, 2007

baconator

a sex act in which you wrap your dick in bacon. then you have vaginal intercourse and drink the bacon flavored vagina juice.

I totally got a baconator from your mom last night.

by phill budden May 21, 2009

badonkadonk

an unusually large ass, when it walks, it goes ba-donk-a-donk

Im a white girl so i dont have a badonkadonk

by holyroman April 19, 2005

backne

a cross between back and acne.
common among teens and especially steroid abusers.

Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire must have some serious backne.

by Jim Q April 9, 2007

baco

A word used to make vague references to the female anatomy. A particularly disgusting body part can be referred to as a chewbaco.

Bro, that girl just showed me her baco.

Her chewbaco looked like a handful of raisins.

by BurroPega August 15, 2009

Baconocrat

A Baconocrat is a Government bureaucrat working in a Baconocracy where a Baconator is the wise and benevolent rules after the Bacon Party succeeds in electing Bacon. in the next bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My buddy used to work for the EPA as a bureaucrat but when the Bacon Party swept to power in a greaseslide and we became a Baconocracy ruled by a Baconator, he became a Baconocrat!

by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

baconhair

Curly hair, like bacon curls up in the frying pan.

"Let's buzz, baconhair!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004