Social Bin Chicken

The first person to like and comment on every single post on Facebook & Instagram and sends "Hey" inboxes repeatedly without any reply.

John likes every girls pics within minutes of her posting one, he's such a social bin chicken.

by @aussiemaria July 26, 2018

Mystery social

A gathering of people, which happens sometimes, but no one knows what happens, it just does.

'I'll see you when I see you, maybe at mystery social?'
''I can't even remember, it was a mystery social.'

by hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm February 8, 2018

social jail

when you hold people accountable in social situations where there are no legal ramifications. you can do this by uninviting them to events, unfollowing them, talking about their bad behaviour etc

Did you hear Chack sexually assaulted Marah? Too bad our legal system is fucked... better put him in social jail so he learns his lesson.

by socialjail123 April 19, 2021

Social Social-Distancing

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.

Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.

by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020

social cult

a stupid phrase created by Hunter J Saxon

“i’m not invited cause it’s a social cult”

by FakeName27 February 6, 2019

Socialism

When no IPhone 100 trillion dead vuvuzela no food

1: Are you a Socialist?
2: Didn't Socialism kill trillions, vuvuzela and no food?

by notryhards33 June 5, 2022

Social Media Patronizing

Social Media Patronizing: When you see someone in person and they say “I love your content” but they never actually comment on or “like” your posts or other content (depending on how the platform works) because they feel they’re better than, and don’t want the actual association.

That is social media patronizing.

Social Media Patronizing: Hey Mike, haven’t seen you in a while… omg, I LOVE following you on LinkedIn (but you know this person has NEVER engaged with you, not even a “like”).

This is a very condescending response from the person you haven’t seen in a while and claims they love to follow your content.

by Ricardo Rico December 31, 2021