Fancy Uncle

Gay male version of a sugar daddy.

My fancy uncle pays for my studio apartment in soho.

by dvanovik January 6, 2017

phat uncled

The moment you realize your surrounded by a bunch of fat middle aged men trying to be cool.

1. I just got phat uncled in the hot tub

2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂

by messy bun October 13, 2017

phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018

Ur uncle a fungle

Say these words and completely obliterate any for that blocks your path. Nothing can stop it or you with this insult.

Some faggot#1:"ur mum gay"
You the intellect:"ur uncle a fungle"

by Peridit_is_1 May 22, 2018

Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac

An insult worse than any other insult. Far worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian. If said to u, u die.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*

by Nick Dimeson June 2, 2018

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

by PFJZESKTRHLJNIAWI:rk dvAKV,i w June 2, 2018