The Unwise And Mystical Tree

Retard

The Unwise And Mystical Tree is here

by UnwiseAndMysticalTree February 26, 2024

Tree Shaker

A. When you have a gator on the line tied to a swamp tree it will shake it trying to get free
B. When a obese person tries to ride a rope swing tied to an old apple tree.

Bayou bandit: "looks like we's gots a gator on da line! and it's a real tree shaker!"

Jimbo: "HOSS gettin' on dat swing!! "
"DAMN! He's a gonna bees a real a tree shaker!"

by TVCAR112 January 2, 2025

tree lit

Dank.

That was weed was tree lit.

by Dank Mush January 14, 2017

Grow your tree

Get a big FAT boner.

You have a small pp go grow your tree

by Edhunt198 May 8, 2024

Purple Tree

Slang for Marijuana.

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro

by curlyfriesbehittin December 14, 2023

tree stand

a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly

can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉

by playedthatass01 January 1, 2016

Felons Tree Removal

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.

Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"

by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025