The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.
"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"
"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"
"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"
by OhioGorl February 22, 2022
Get the Toft's Ice Creammug. When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.
I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.
by 23356765 December 16, 2018
Get the Bearded ice creammug. Gay guy: bartender! Hand me that ice cold queer! The what?! The ice cold queer! It’s a gays favorite drink instead of ice cold beer!
by B-rizzle June 21, 2019
Get the ice cold queermug. Snow.
It is cheap to get, tastes simple and monotonous, comes same years after years.
Everyone in Ohio likes it, taste guaranteed, for sure.
It is cheap to get, tastes simple and monotonous, comes same years after years.
Everyone in Ohio likes it, taste guaranteed, for sure.
by Xilicon14 January 26, 2023
Get the Ohio ice creammug. When your in a group of people who don’t know each other very well and the talking isn’t that rapid. Use Maddie’s ice breaker and ask, “everyone say a fun fact about yourself!” . This is a great conversation starter. May even get yourself a prom date.
Everyone: ...
Maddie: “ok fun facts! I’ll start. I was supposed to be born a little person!”
Everyone else the next day: wow! Maddie’s ice breaker really made us closer! I’m gonna forsure ask her to the prom!
Maddie: “ok fun facts! I’ll start. I was supposed to be born a little person!”
Everyone else the next day: wow! Maddie’s ice breaker really made us closer! I’m gonna forsure ask her to the prom!
by Babycakes49620 April 17, 2019
Get the Maddie’s ice breakermug. Where you coat you penis in ice-cream then proceed to slap you female companion in the face with said cock.
by DickSmasherMcIronCock March 3, 2018
Get the Ice-Cream Floatmug. the best beverage known to men and southerners alike, this dream drink can be found most commonly in the southern region of the USA.
by coopcooz March 13, 2018
Get the sweetened iced teamug.