Hanky Tits

Woman who stuff their hanky down their bra - not to make their breasts bigger, but because they don't have a pocket or anywhere else to put their hanky

dude, when your mum bent over to pick the spoon off the kitchen floor, I could see her hanky tits

by Andy Ankerchief July 7, 2010

Tit sucker

A mamas boy who always talks about his mother doing shit for him

Austin: I love my mommy so much!! , she made me cookies today

Jacob: you're lowkey a tit sucker bruh

by Aananann June 7, 2020

Tit straightener

1. Frigid, polar vortex cold, and womans feet on back cold.

This winter was a real tit straightener.

by Badgerman February 22, 2017

tit bust

When the tits of a lady explode of enjoyment.

I think I'll have a tit bust of this guy I just fucked this weekend

by LeJoeDoe December 10, 2013

bitter tits

Bitter tits is usually when someone is all uppity and bent out of shape about something for a dumb reason or even a valid reason. This can specially apply to females since they usually get angry over very trivial and dumb shit, but this phrase is not gender specific and can be used for any situation that calls for it.

Melvin: "Hey, look at that dog shitting in my laundry hamper?"
Larry: "Don't get all bitter tits about it, at least it's the dirty clothes hamper!"

by Eldis May 21, 2015

Guitar tit

Guitar tit is when a chick is playing a guitar while sitting and her tit rests on the body of the guitar.

"I saw this chick on instagram yesterday, she was shredding an awsome solo but her guitar tit distracted me"

by Issjoy July 26, 2020

Gravel tits

Someone with big tits or a fat make with their tits rubbing against the floor

"Oi gravel tits"

by WBoBzy July 28, 2016