second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023

Second Hand Pussy

When you're the second, or later person to have either protected, or unprotected intercourse with a lady in the last 12 hours or so.

Different from sloppy seconds because it implies the last guy(s) used a condom or did not cum inside.

Last night Robbie hooked up with a party slut. He had no idea he was getting second hand pussy though, and just assumed that was her usual tightness.

by SGboss May 15, 2023

Second Life

An online platform where you can create your own virtual avatar and sharing it in the hopes of people adoring it with hearts, or get insulted for your fashion tastes.

Hey babe, check out my avatar on Second Life! What ya think?
Aw bestie you look so good xx

My new avatar 🤘🏻
Ew what is that u wearing? Ugly af
Mine is better than yours

by Esconis July 13, 2023

Scone

When someone needs a big fat juicy poop in a public place and they know that they'll take a long time on the toilet
Pronounced: SK-OWN

Noah: Hey man, I'll be back in a while.
John: Where are you going?
Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone!
John: Okay, take your time man.

by RacoonMan012 August 14, 2023

second

Simultaneously the shortest and longest unit of time to a child.
Seconds are also how long it takes for something to go wrong and/or crazy.

Guy: I am going to make a knife out of Liquid Evil, a potion of undeath, and human flesh! Surely nothing will go wrong!
2 seconds later...
Guy: I have caused world destruction. :(

by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023

Second-Rate Friend

A friend who while typically is in the friend group, only asked to hang out when everyone else is busy or unavailable.

"You always cancel our plans last second to hang out with someone else, and it makes me think I'm just a second-rate friend"

by Anonymous Person 652718 September 7, 2023

Second cumming

When a guy comes inside a girl and despite cleaning and showering, later in the day you suddenly find your pants are wet from the extra cum coming out.

“I was on my way to work and then the second cumming happened and I had to work all day smelling like sex”

by ZoeCutie September 12, 2023