Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

Snake

A scamming backstabber. Someone who does something just to get something out of it. E.g. Money

"Bryan Stars is rebooting MDE"
"Oh my god he's such a snake!"

by Nikisykes October 1, 2016

Snake

1. Someone with the name Claire, Emma, or Maddie.

"Claire is such a snake."

by Drillby May 11, 2018

snake

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“ i’d never give anyone ur address lol “

“ even jf we have an arguement im not gonna give them ur address “

“ Hi my name is amelia and i am a snake and love saying the nwofd “

by Amelia + kouesi January 3, 2021

Snake

A wily conniving person-- they often hold government positions

Guy 1: Did you see the governor's kid, Hill
Guy 2: Ya he lives in the land of the snakes

Guy 1: Pshht, what a scrub

Guy 2: Boi, I bet he lives in the palace of a snake

by snake101 April 17, 2017

Dilly Snake

A snake that lives inside your shoe and damages your foot. Typically found in Alabama

Gurben: "Ey billey theres a dilly snake in my shoe dargit!"
Billy: "As such in our cuntrey."

by John Cront December 2, 2018

Snake

Someone who pretends to be a really amazing person and claims to be your best friend forever who is always there for you but ends up backstabbing you by talking shit about you to others and by “best friend” which turns out to be the complete opposite.

Brianna: Omg! Did you hear that Victoria Mallard ditched you without you knowing and said shit about you to her bitchass friend Dina?

Flora: Bro, yes I did! Gosh, she is such a snake!

by CreamInMyFuckingAssLol October 13, 2022