Nin-off

A spray that repels annoying ninjas especially when being mauled. Can you say KO? :D

For example...
Kisame: "That thing is still bugging you?"
Itachi: "Yeah... it's been here since yesterday." Apparently Sasuke, Itachi's younger brother, is mauling his head.
Kisame: "Then try... THIS!" Kisame reveals Nin-off then sprays it on Sasuke.
Sasuke: "..." Gags then falls off Itachi
Itachi: "Thanks!"
Kisame: "No prob!"

by Anjay A May 20, 2008

Pissing off

Something that is really annoying; something that pisses you off

Brandon is so pissing off

by bmkoldman February 7, 2019

fuck off

An assholes way of saying hello.

John : Hey!
Nathan : Fuck off.
John : Haha, no.

by ABigFuckingBitch September 5, 2016

hard off

noun

To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.

antonyms:

hard on

Bro 1: Bro I was just watching these two chicks going at it but it was all downhill from there.

Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?

Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.

Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.

by cahill4554 March 17, 2011

knob off

To masturbate, fap, jack off, wank, me-time, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, squeeze the cream, charming the snake, manual stimulation of the penis.

"Gonna go knob off for a bit", said Jeff.

by FilthyHobo420 December 15, 2012

off the hard

anything that you find good

Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!

by chillagen June 10, 2005

Plop Off

When two people are sitting in adjacent restroom stalls waiting for the other person to drop the first turd. If no one deploys their first bomb after several minutes, a plop off is underway.

Hey Carl, where have you been the last 20 minutes?

The restroom. I got caught in a plop off with some guy wearing penny loafers.

by His Royal Phatness October 9, 2013