Cock Block

the partition between two urinals in a pulic restroom

Man, it's a good thing there was a cock block in the men's room at the San Francisco airport. I didn't want any guy checking out my junk.

by Steven Herraiz July 1, 2014

V block

To effectively interrupt intercourse after a (presumably older ) man has taken Viagra. It's a variation of cock blocking, but understandably the situation is more dire, and super depressing.

Example "I just took Viagra and took out my teeth..and my attorney called to talk about my will"
Example "I just took Viagra and now my grand daughter has decided to stop in for a visit"
Example "I just took Viagra and now I forgot to take my heart medication so I have to wait for those to work first"

i just took Viagra and my attorney called about my will...it was a total v block

by beckyboo76 September 20, 2014

tinder block

A girl that makes you as hard as a cinder block, she is a tinder block.

(Example) I met this girl named Cindy on Tinder, she is a tinder block.

by MrSlangDude October 14, 2014

drop the blocks

An intercity term that no one knows where the origin is from. It is believed that it originates from the depths of Detroit. Usually its in reference to old Chevrolet Cavaliers. drop the blocks is an intercity term in reference to modifying a vehicle. Its origins are unclear but it is believed to be from the depths of Detroit. It's usually in reference with Chevrolet Cavalier Z from the years 1983 to 1988. It is believed that the word means to drop the blocks as in a suspension modifications, but that has been disputed greatly.

Clarence said, " yo Dawg drop the blocks."

Tyree noted,"but it aint on a cavalier with the v8 conversion."

Clarence exclaimed," I'm done!"

by timwallyman November 4, 2014

bone block

like a cockblock, only while you fuck a girl

i was fucking my girlfriend, but my parents bone blocked me

by brick02 December 3, 2014

worker's block

A psychological inability to bring oneself to do work, particularly for one's employer.

"Man, I did nothing but play foosball all day today. I have a bad case of worker's block."

by darrenoia2 November 7, 2013

Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.

Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.

by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013