noun
To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.
antonyms:
hard on
To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.
antonyms:
hard on
Bro 1: Bro I was just watching these two chicks going at it but it was all downhill from there.
Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?
Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.
Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.
Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?
Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.
Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.
by cahill4554 March 17, 2011
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Get the Pissing off mug.If challenged to a fist off: when the music stops while playing musical chairs, look to person to your immediate left and promptly punch them in the butt with enough force to penetrate their anus. The first person to bleed is out. Then Repeat.
I wonder if kids in elementary challenge each other to fist off when they play musical chairs. I also wonder if the teacher participates.
by xBatman_Unboundx January 7, 2015
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"Yo dude what are you up to for the night?"
"I think I'm gonna shower, Bauer, then start drinking."
"Come on, always Bauer-Off before the shower."
"Yeah, you're right."
"I think I'm gonna shower, Bauer, then start drinking."
"Come on, always Bauer-Off before the shower."
"Yeah, you're right."
by Mellamokyle April 14, 2009
Get the Bauer-Off mug.When somebody is throwing shade directly at you while talking to you and you or someone else notices and mentions it to that person
You: My hair has a lot of shrinkage when it gets wet
Person: Yeah i know it shrinks a lot like real short
You: You tryna say my hair skeet, you tryna get off
Person: Yeah i know it shrinks a lot like real short
You: You tryna say my hair skeet, you tryna get off
by Rih Periodt March 25, 2019
Get the Get off mug.When two people are sitting in adjacent restroom stalls waiting for the other person to drop the first turd. If no one deploys their first bomb after several minutes, a plop off is underway.
Hey Carl, where have you been the last 20 minutes?
The restroom. I got caught in a plop off with some guy wearing penny loafers.
The restroom. I got caught in a plop off with some guy wearing penny loafers.
by His Royal Phatness October 9, 2013
Get the Plop Off mug.Those sweet potato fries were so delicious and yummy. The sweetness really comes out when they're deep fried . They were OFF THE SPOT!
by jrjm October 13, 2008
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