No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
Get the Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DOmug. What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.
Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"
by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018
Get the Don't eat my fries.mug. This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).
It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."
Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
Get the don't dip your bush onto the company dinkmug. by Kmqq April 21, 2023
Get the Mama don't worry by Bhad Bhabie? Look naive enough?mug. Something that has weighed it down... Not on surface but below or underneath the surface... An anchor may cause a boat not to float... Therefore it it stuck..
by anonymous March 11, 2021
Get the Your boat don't floatmug. by Turqle_ May 15, 2021
Get the Secrets don't last at Tilted Towersmug. “I don't like to feel I let you down, Jane.”
“You didn't let me down. Please don't give it another thought.”
“You didn't let me down. Please don't give it another thought.”
by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024
Get the don't give it another thoughtmug.